"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick
You’re clearly a guy
I’m clearly gay
I will be this type of dad.
Goal in life.
This is the type of dad I want to be too.
if you squint really hard it looks like jamie has a really long and incorrectly bent arm and matt is scratching it for him
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
arctic monkeys’ humbug hair - palasharp, 2010 +
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick decemberbe prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
affection is dumb and gross
drown me in it